Julian Stannard’s slim novel (novella, really) is an excoriating satire of Higher Education. It is also a near-future dystopia, but one told with jaunty gallows humour – try to imagine George Orwell meets PG Wodehouse, if you can, and you’ll be near the mark. Set in an overly-surveilled, debilitatingly techno-demented semi-police state of 2035 (which feels not a stone’s throw from the present day) in the south of England, the titular University of Bliss is a venerable Arts-based HE institution with an ecclesiastical heritage. It charts the ridiculous (mostly) benign dictatorship of the vacuous VC and toadyish Senior Leadership Team: the anodyne initiatives and vacuous doublespeak, dumbing down and bending over for the sacred cow of the "student experience," and endless impositions upon the already overstretched academic staff, who seem to be least vital part of this extractivist factory-farm-food-chain.
It is good to see a book written with rage.
This is a venting of a spleen that many in academe could relate to: a rage against the iniquities of the broken HE sector, and the general inanity of modern life (emails are called "doomails," and the World Wide Web the "Wob"). It made me laugh out loud at times, and there were many great lines that deserved writing down (e.g. "Anodyne is the New Paradigm"; "Simple slogans illuminated the university: Be Good Enough, Reach for the Possible, Read Only When You Feel the Urge, The University Is All About You"; "Freedom of Speech is OK But Watch What You Say!").
Perhaps this is indicative of Stannard as an accomplished poet – who seems better at turning a good phrase, than writing plot. The comedy here is the driving force, perhaps relentlessly so. There is a strafing of intertextuality and literary in-jokes. It is also very scatological, with a lot of defecating, masturbating, and sweaty saucy seaside-postcard-type shenanigans—a kind of Carry On Academia, mixed with the rough-and-ready humour of the Commedia dell Arte and Punch and Judy. Writing a satire is like making a balloon puppet with spiky gloves – the intention is hard-edged, but the result is often insubstantial. One can imagine this amusing the converted, but never striking the actual targets. It will most likely fall under their radar—a schoolboyish (if erudite and accomplished) in-joke, passed beneath the desk to fellow sufferers.
The whole religious subplot about the Blessed Aubergine felt irrelevant. Religion is a rather broad target to hit, whereas the ridiculousness, shallowness, and hypocrisy of the HE sector in its current state feels like a more focused, and original target. The characters are lightly-sketched, larger-than-life cyphers for the "types" found in academe, from the cleaner to the Vice Chancellor. We focus most of all on poet and lecturer, Dr Harry Blink, although it seems clear we are not really meant to emotionally invest in any of the characters. There is a climax, when the absurdity reaches its zenith, which could be seen as cathartic, but it is better to just enjoy the one-liners rather than worry too much about "set up and pay off" and other contrivances of fiction.
Overall, it feels like a timely updating of the campus novel, and one that deserves to be read widely in academe – as a "deprogramming" from the modern hallucination that it is under, where it seems teaching is the last thing that "happens" and actual endeavour of education the least valued amid the miasma of bureaucracy and insultingly reductive initiatives focused on cash cow demographics, curricula driven by finance and marketing, "optics," "staff wellbeing," survey results and league tables. The University of Bliss feels like a much-needed enema to all of that.
Dr Kevan Manwaring is the MA Creative Writing programme leader at Arts University Bournemouth. He is the author of Writing Ecofiction (Palgrave Macmillan), The Ecological Imaginary in Literature and Other Media (Routledge), Heavy Weather (The British Library), and others. His latest novel is Thunder Road.
You can read more about The University of Bliss by Julian Stannard on Creative Writing at Leicester here.




